i was so ugly in 2008 because i didnt care about my looks i cared about the jonas brothers
Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.
Are you ever in class and you hear a random muffled scream from a nearby class and you’re like the fucks going on
i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”
kids are out here like “i wish i was alive during beatlemania” and im like….. beyonce is right here, right now, what is wrong with you. get right with jesus